Sunday, December 13, 2009

Four Non-Evil and Humane Inventions of Mohammed (Peace be Upon Him)


It goes without saying that this is tongue in cheek, and not meant to denigrate anyone's beliefs. It should go without saying, given the frequency with which I make fun of my own faith and culture. And yet, since I'm making jokes about something from the outside this time, it may be appropriate to emphasize that this was written in the spirit of silliness.

I went with the horribly overt stereotype strategy so that hopefully no one would confuse a comic with an actual thought-out commentary on an entire religion.

Spontaneous Humane Combustion

Not as Good for the Stomach

Cut It Out

Every Young Woman's Battle

With Apologies to Benjamin Sooy

The Valley of the Shadow of Life

The Great Xanga Kinism Wars

Minority Models

Freakin' Full of Tolerance

Material Girl

Lookin' for a Soul to Steal

Praise, Worship, Repeat

Tame Lions


"Ooh!" said Susan, "I'd thought he was a man. Is he--quite safe? I shall feel rather nervous about meeting a lion."

"That you will, dearie, and no mistake," said Mrs. Beaver, "if there's anyone who can appear before Aslan without their knees knocking, they're either braver than most or else silly."

"Then he isn't safe?" said Lucy.

"Safe?" said Mr. Beaver. "Don't you hear what Mrs. Beaver tells you? Who said anything about safe? 'Course he isn't safe. But he's good. He's the King, I tell you."

I Kissed Foreplay Goodbye

When Daddy Says "No"

Love is a Burning Thing

Shooting the Breeze

They are Having a Theological Discussion

Pieces of Eight

A New Jerusalem

Jackin' It

Men Are All the Same

The Christians Made Me Do It

For the Fourth

Totally!

A Rich and Fascinating Culture

No Foreskins Allowed

Confidence in Princes

It's Supposed to Be a Guitar

Affirmative Kung-Fu Action

"No" Means "No"

"Detestable"

The Exorcist

Ministries of My Youth

Stupid Divinity Tricks

Father of Gimmicks

Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes

Editorial Decisions

Stop Touching Yourself

Everybody's Doing It

My Prayer Life Can Beat Up Yours

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Conviction

Have You Had Your Quiet Time Today?


Bonus Panel:



Your Fair Warning :)

Wrap This Around Your Wrist


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Uploading Beelzebuds to blogger because Xanga sucks.

Disclaimer: It is unlikely that the Son of Man ever called anyone a Bitch.